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fetusswift:

poetrydude66:

Human burrito taylorswift promotes her new role as the Star Wars Jedi Master Obi Cat Kenobi.  Here are some possible captions:
“I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of Swifties suddenly cried out in terror for new music.”
“What do you mean there are no cat-shaped sugar cookies on this flight?   Get me some cat cookies now!”
“Lord Taylor greets you from Australia" (not to be confused with a personal message to her similarly-hooded singer-friend Ella "Lorde, Taylor greets you from Australia”)

This is perfect.

fetusswift:

poetrydude66:

Human burrito taylorswift promotes her new role as the Star Wars Jedi Master Obi Cat Kenobi.  Here are some possible captions:

I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of Swifties suddenly cried out in terror for new music.

What do you mean there are no cat-shaped sugar cookies on this flight?   Get me some cat cookies now!

Lord Taylor greets you from Australia" (not to be confused with a personal message to her similarly-hooded singer-friend Ella "Lorde, Taylor greets you from Australia”)

This is perfect.