fetusswift

kingdomlightsshine:

tothissickbeat:

withthehellagoodhair13:

something-about-taylor:

wait until taylorswift starts live blogging award shows. she’d pull out her phone and be like

Taylor: “OMG SGJKADJLGJKDJG ED JUST SLAYYYYEDDDDDD I AM SO DEAD RIGHT NOW IS THIS EVEN REAL LYFE?!!!?!?!?!”

Just wait until she sees how WE get on award show nights

she’ll get scared FOR REAL

Oh my god grammy’s ‘15 she’s gonna think that we’re all crazy

fishingboatproceeds

So this happened at Subway the other day

  • Me wearing my Pizza John shirt at subway:
  • Sandwich Artist: Who's that guy?
  • Me: Um... John Green.
  • Sandwich Artist: I've heard that name before. Is he like running for president?
  • Me: No.. He wrote some books. You've probably heard of The Fault In Our Stars.
  • Sandwich Artist: oh yeah. That thing . Well he should run for president. I'd vote for him, since I take it from your shirt he's a pizza fan. I'm pro pizza.